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If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex
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I’m not much on cars but today I checked out an ‘04 pontiac GTO. I sat behind the wheel. I listened to the most beautiful engine I’ve ever heard. I wept on the inside when the guy said he Was asking $12,000. But the best part is the color. It’s the rarer barbados blue. Only 272 of those were made. And I touched one.
Trying to explain to my coworker why he doesn’t want to go on a date with me…. Why can’t it be as simple as “You’re a cis-male. I’m not a cis-male or a cis-female. What I am is something you and your friends would beat half to death if you saw me outside of work.”
Instead I’m trying not to puke because being social is fucking hard…
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