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Hellhounds for Hire

Some people call me Kale. Some people don't. If you can think of something nice I probably wont mind you calling me that. Homestucks, Slenderman, food, animals, and many other things lurk here. You're welcome to lurk too. My face is searchable with "self". I hope you have a nice day.
May 22 '13

moonflowerlights:

If you’re having a bad day, just remember that the Raptor sounds from Jurassic Park were actually a recording of turtles having sex

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May 12 '13
wolveswolves: By Jeff Kollbrunner

wolveswolves:

By Jeff Kollbrunner

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May 10 '13
45-70govt: jeszing: son these grades are unacceptable well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

45-70govt:

jeszing:

son these grades are unacceptable

well maybe if you’d stop eating my fucking homework dad

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May 7 '13

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May 5 '13

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May 2 '13

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May 2 '13

I’m not much on cars but today I checked out an ‘04 pontiac GTO. I sat behind the wheel. I listened to the most beautiful engine I’ve ever heard. I wept on the inside when the guy said he Was asking $12,000. But the best part is the color. It’s the rarer barbados blue. Only 272 of those were made. And I touched one.

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Apr 29 '13

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Apr 29 '13
callmekitto: alexandraerin: silverilly: bookshop: mydaywithd: Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun. (via Feminism) bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun. Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled. Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men.  how has there never been a million stories about this badass

callmekitto:

alexandraerin:

silverilly:

bookshop:

mydaywithd:

Julie D’Aubigny was a 17th-century bisexual French opera singer and fencing master who killed or wounded at least ten men in life-or-death duels, performed nightly shows on the biggest and most highly-respected opera stage in the world, and once took the Holy Orders just so that she could sneak into a convent and shag a nun.

(via Feminism)

bisexual opera singer who killed ten men and snuck into a convent to shag a nun.

Just so y’all know, she later set that convent on fire so she and that nun could sneak out. And she seduced one of the men she’d dueled.

Also, dueling was a serious crime during her life, but the king of France essentially overturned her conviction on the grounds that the relevant law specifically referred to men. 

how has there never been a million stories about this badass

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Apr 27 '13

Trying to explain to my coworker why he doesn’t want to go on a date with me…. Why can’t it be as simple as “You’re a cis-male. I’m not a cis-male or a cis-female. What I am is something you and your friends would beat half to death if you saw me outside of work.”
Instead I’m trying not to puke because being social is fucking hard…