Posted 3 days ago

Dear Girlfriend,

Stop stalking my tumblr and just follow me already.

Posted 3 days ago

upsidedownsocks:

syaothemage:

anna-aurion:

rickz0r:

McDonalds, June 16th, Bye Bye health.

SCREAMING

My sister and I are going.

aXEW

Dear Girlfriend.

I like Dewott. The blue otter critter.

Just sayin.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Reacting to my own texts because I'm home alone

  1. My text to my girlfriend: Keep in mind you're the only sane person I've dated ;]
  2. Me:
  3. Me:
  4. Me:
  5. Me:
  6. Me: Ohmygod I've never actually dated a sane person before.
Posted 4 days ago

fuckyeahmpinoe:

jcfilmsnphotos:

Keep it classy USWNT! This cracks me up! 

PPL Park, Chester, PA

USWNT Open Training

5/26/12

Oh sweet Jesus.

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago

Girlfriend admits she has a weakness for boxers and suits.

Is incredibly lucky that I get to shy and modest to go waltzing around in my boxers.

Suits, on the other hand >]

Posted 4 days ago
Posted 4 days ago